This can't be happening to me!

Yeah...I just took a shower. And I found a grey hair. So not allowed! Dammit. I dye my hair just to prevent this kind of thing.

Fuck.

I seriously had a mini-internal meltdown while in the bathroom.

On the plus side I lost 2 pounds and was told by a customer today that there was no way I was going on 26. He seriously thought I was 18.

I had a much longer post all thought out, then forgot it by the time I sat down. Thanks, ADHD.