Me: *glares at his plate* You disappoint me young padawan.
Me: Ruining a perfectly good muffin by dipping it it raw eggs.
Chris: It's GOOD!
Me: I was going to ask if you liked the muffin, but you wouldn't know, since you ruined it.
Chris: I will have you know that I have been dipping muffins in eggs since before you were born.
Me: Oh really? Since you were 5 huh?
Me: I highly doubt it.
Chris: Yup. That's the way Grandpa ate his eggs, so that's how I eat my eggs.
Me: Ahhh! So now I know where the disease comes from!
Me: Yup. The raw-egg-eating disease.
I'm pretty sure I won, since he didn't reply at all. And he had run out of runny eggs to eat.